1. Asif Zardari: Hit and Run (Divide and Rule)
2. Altaf Hussain: A practical joke (Telephonic Gujjar)
3. Imran Khan: My campaign starts from Shehbaz Sharif and ends at Nawaz Sharif (The last wise looser)
4. Nawaz Sharif & Shehbaz Sharif: Sindh, Baluchistan, aur KPK ki pohanch se door (Asooli Siasat)
5. Military: Uniform till death (Retirement is out of Question)
7. Musharraf League: Sab se pehlay Pakistan (will be transformed to a living hell)
8. PML Q league: How to rob a Bank (Open Heist)
9. Pakistani: Don’t think of Pakistan anymore just want a better living place anywhere in the world.
Note: All credit goes to Pakistani Establishment for polarized foreign policy, repeated invasion and occupation of country they were supposed to protect and resetting whole system.
Politicians funny names Contributed by Rashid Junaid